...

With airs and graces beyond compare,
And a eye that makes the public stare,
Sparkly fabrics too bright too see,
The emblem of Celebrity.
Water scarce and harsh dry air,
In simple shirts without the flair,
Crops all dead and choked by weeds,
The emblem of Poverty.

Cheerful, eh?

tap fail

well that completely flopped. Grade 5 Tap retake class, here I come. Not that I mind, I like these mundane little exercises.
Enough of my waffling.
Get on with your life.

It will never happen.

Today I have decided to talk about....
...the lottery!
(or, what I would do if I won a million gazillion pounds.)

Here's my list:
- Buy the field at the back of the arenas for the horses so they can have turnout.
- Give money to all my friends.
- Buy my own horse.
- Buy a joules gilet.
- Buy Bradley James.
wait, I just typed his name.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
- Marry Bradley James.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
- Buy some decent mascara.
- Buy a second home for my folks.
- Write a book.
- Buy all the episodes of Doctor Who (sorry, not all, just the new ones) and have them all on my ipod to watch whenever I want.
- Ditto for Ouran.
- Buy a really nice poofy red armchair.
- Buy back all my kids books that were taken to Oxfam :(
- Buy a good quality SLR camera.
- Buy a lifetime supply of craft materials.
- Purple jods. Nuff' said.

Hmm...

Who watched Doctor Who? I did!
And it was E P I C.
You just know Amy's going to come back. But the whole Rory auton thing was just a bit... weird? I screamed when he came back, and my Dad got all freaked out and ran in thinking someone had attacked me.
Also, they made the Judoon come and help the daleks/sontaran/cybermen etc etc, but they're on the payroll of the Shadow Proclamation, so why? Aren't they meant to be good?
Also, we know it will all end well because River already said they get past the Pandorica opening when she met them at the Bysantium. So don't freak out fans, they'll be back. Remember, the Bysantium is in the future of this, so they have to get out right. Nobody's said anything about this being a changeable point in time yet.
Did anyone else think that, 'The wall of pure diamond' didn't actually look like diamond?

Wow, I'm a superfangirl!!
Wooooo!

Pure Gold

Not mine :)
But very funny.

He's a Cat Monster

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